Are You Awesome Enough For A Leather Harness?

I am completely in love with the all-black-except-for-the-blazer-look, the sharp minimalist aesthetic really appeals to me. It just looks cool and effortlessly stylish, don't you think?

This is one of the few ways one -especially men-  can wear a white blazer without looking like an Eastern-European pimp on the way to a porno-shoot (which doesn't necessarily has to be a bad thing, whatever makes you happy, I say!)

However, I wouldn't be a weirdo if I left it at that: NO, I had to add a bondage-inspired Zana Bayne leather harness that would ensure that I remained a social outcast forever.

No, but seriously, how awesome is that? I ususally just wear it over a casual T-Shirt, gives it that certain OOOMPH, but this one time I changed it up.

Only this one time.

If you want to be a social outcast, make sure to order your very own harness here. (If not: Why on earth are you even reading this? Surely I have nothing to show you. Go read the H&M catalogue as if it were the bible, which I know you non-weirdos do.)

I haven't had a conversation with anyone besides my parents and my cats since I've started to wear it. But who needs social interaction when you have this badass mofo of a harness?

Certainly not me.